/ posted on 22 July 2014

Anonymous asked

what's your ethnicity?

tsunamiwavesurfing replied

durag

grimesthemenace replied

grimesthemenace via hervacationh0me / posted on 22 July 2014

Josephine:
Are you gonna bring me back a disease?
Steve J:
Yeah its called Moneyitis

grimesthemenace via kenyaosuna / posted on 22 July 2014


grimesthemenace / posted on 22 July 2014

strivingking:

strivingking:

strivingking:

What if people could opt out of relationships/marriages like sports contracts though? lol

My lawyer: “As we all already know, my client has chosen to opt into his contract which would allow 6 more months of cuffing. We’re just waiting on Ms. _____”

Her lawyer: “We apologize for keeping you waiting for these past couple of weeks but I’m gonna get straight to the point and say that my client has chosen NOT to opt into her contract and explore the free agency pool.

Me: Hol up…..You told me you were gonna opt in too!!! What happened?!!!!

Her: Sorry baby, I’m just not sure your stroke is worth another six months…

Me: WHAT?!!!

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*3 weeks later*

Her Lawyer: Upon further consideration…………My client has chosen to stay cuffed to you and restructure her contract…

Me: Aight cool! :)

Her Lawyer: WHICH WILL INVOLVE A TOP TIER STROKE CLAUSE! If you’re stroke has not improved to top tier within 2 the allotted month stated in this contract, my client has no obligation to stay.

Me: *looks at her in disbelief*

Her:

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Me: ………Aight…..lemme have a quick talk with my representation….

My Lawyer: Nigga, you see that booty, step ya stroke game up young nigga

Me: You right, lemme stop bullshittin….I sign right here right?

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/ posted on 22 July 2014

Anonymous asked

List of anything about overrated things?

titytwochainz replied

in and out

call of duty

soccer 

baseball

grimesthemenace replied

titytwochainz:

melaninamami:

you forgot “white women/men”

you forgot that if they wanted to know what you thought it would have been in your inbox

#stayinyalane2k14


grimesthemenace / posted on 22 July 2014

tsunamiwavesurfing:

you ever just see a girl referring to a nigga as “my best friend” in front of him and you like look that nigga in the eyes and you can see his soul shattering and it looks like a mix of the moment derrick rose got injured and that scene in inception when the world was fallin apart time goin in slow motion and you’re like lowkey ready to pick this nigga up in case his knees buckle?

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grimesthemenace / posted on 21 July 2014

woodmeat:

CATCH ME RIDIN WIT MY SLIMES DEM MY YOUNGINS

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CATCH ME BOOLIN WIT MY SLIMES DEM MY YOUNGINS

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grimesthemenace via italdred / posted on 21 July 2014

italdred:

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grimesthemenace via graffquotes.com / posted on 21 July 2014 graffquotes:

Endless bummer.

graffquotes:

Endless bummer.

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grimesthemenace via j3nnard / posted on 21 July 2014

hervacationh0me:

theloudcampaign:

j3nnard:

real life

Mojo knows 

Thats why he became a villain. His supervisor tried playing with his hours.

hervacationh0me:

theloudcampaign:

j3nnard:

real life

Mojo knows 

Thats why he became a villain. His supervisor tried playing with his hours.

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