What if people could opt out of relationships/marriages like sports contracts though? lol
My lawyer: “As we all already know, my client has chosen to opt into his contract which would allow 6 more months of cuffing. We’re just waiting on Ms. _____”
Her lawyer: “We apologize for keeping you waiting for these past couple of weeks but I’m gonna get straight to the point and say that my client has chosen NOT to opt into her contract and explore the free agency pool.
Me: Hol up…..You told me you were gonna opt in too!!! What happened?!!!!
Her: Sorry baby, I’m just not sure your stroke is worth another six months…
*3 weeks later*
Her Lawyer: Upon further consideration…………My client has chosen to stay cuffed to you and restructure her contract…
Me: Aight cool! :)
Her Lawyer: WHICH WILL INVOLVE A TOP TIER STROKE CLAUSE! If you’re stroke has not improved to top tier within 2 the allotted month stated in this contract, my client has no obligation to stay.
Me: *looks at her in disbelief*
Me: ………Aight…..lemme have a quick talk with my representation….
My Lawyer: Nigga, you see that booty, step ya stroke game up young nigga
Me: You right, lemme stop bullshittin….I sign right here right?